Well, it looks like I’ve got a shot at going to heaven after all.  I had assumed, after decades of bad thoughts, and five years of publicly whining and serving snark (not to mention all my evil deeds), that I would be headed elsewhere.  But after last Friday night, I now know I have at [...]

Here we go – the start of summer!  OK, so officially we have to wait a few more weeks, but we all know that summer starts on Memorial Day, so let’s celebrate!  Breakout the lemonade.  Fire up the barbeque.  Find those flip-flops.  And grab a good book to read under an umbrella.  Julia London’s got [...]

Now that almost every series on TV is winding down to the last show, it’s time to find something else good to watch.  I’ve got two great suggestions, both on HBO, The first, which aired for the first time last month, is “Grey Gardens”, starring Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore, who are superb in this [...]

In the future, buying a GM car will be a . . . little different.  Here’s what you’ll need first: And then . . . Here’s what you’ll have to do with it.  Instructions are in Swedish. Share this:

At last, the wait is over!  Bo has arrived in the White House.  Yawn.  I love dogs.  I really do.  But honestly, I do not want to hear another word about the dog decision that two little girls made.  For Pete’s sake, people, lay off these folks.  Yes, Obama said they would choose a rescue [...]

Yes, I know Easter is supposed to be a time of reflection and joy, but some people just beg for this kind of comment.  I think Miley’s cover shot is a perfect example of a deserving someone.  Her hair looks horrible!  Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag Me) is another excellent candidate, but I would so [...]

I got an email today from one of my very first readers who apparently lurks on the Whine Sisters a lot, but never comments (like a thousand others each day – literally).  Her message was short:  WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?  HAS JULIA BEEN DEMOTED?  IS SHERRI DOING A TAKEOVER OF THE BLOG?  IF SO, SHE’S [...]

Ever wonder where the Whine Sisters go when we’re not posting about significant things in our world, like fashion and our favorite foods and what annoys us? Think we’re writing, crafting tomes of such exquisiteness that students will be studying and analyzing our work for generations? Nah.  I hate to say it, but we go [...]

Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to [...]

As you know, our own Julia London lives in Austin, TX, where these pictures were recently published.  I knew folks were a little different in Texas, but zombies?  Really?  Who knew?  The road signs, maintained by Austin’s road crews, couldn’t be wrong, could they?  So . . . if not, then maybe the end is [...]