So, I am out of things to blog about today. I used up my interesting topic quota on Friday, so alas, I am forced to blog about boring things instead. In my first official boring topic, I think the WhineSisters should have a SuperPacOfBonBons. It should just like a political SuperPac, but it should be for romance novels instead. We should be able to accept contributions of unlimited size and from whomever we choose, without public disclosure rules, and we should be able to run ads and commercials about whatever we want, although I suppose that mainly we should run it about our novles. RWA, I think this is an excellent cause to take up. Piracy? Pbhhhhbt. Digital rights and out of print clauses? Meh. No, SuperPacOfBonBons (or SPOBB for short). That’s what we should do. Now… who do I know on the RWA board???? Who is that?? Oh, yeah, hey, Julia London!!!!
In boring topic Number two, I STILL have not seen the Avengers, however, the O’Reilly family is planning a Day O’Fun sometime during the holiday weekend, and I swear, as God is my witness, that I shall SEE the Avengers, and possibly the Hunger Games, too (that’s, ‘also’, not II, which would be a swift trick, but no…). I am desperate for fun. Desperate I say. We have discussed go-karting, smuggling fireworks from Pennsylvania (I’m hoping that Homeland Security is not reading this post), tearing down our closet and starting the closet Version 2.0 (inspired by Julia London’s recent renovation ‘fun’). So I don’t know. I am open to suggestions O’Fun.
In boring topic Number three, which is actually NOT boring. On Saturday, at the Preakness was held, Part Deux of the Triple Crown of Horse Racing, and Saturday’s come from behind winner was… I’ll Have Another, owned by Lays Potato Chips (not really, it’s actually Budweiser). No, no really, he’s actually owned by Paul Reddam, who lives in CA, and as far as I know, has no corporate affiliation, but obviously really likes to spend time in a bar. But, the cool thing about I’ll Have Another, is that on June 9th, he could win the Belmont, which means, he would be the 12th horse in history to win the triple crown. I think that’s cool.
And in other news… okay, I’m out of boring news. If anyone has non boring news to share, please feel free!!!